Gizmo Fleece Gremlins Laplander Hat

When we first got this Gizmo Laplander hat, we thought the demand was going to be so high that no factory could keep up. So we threw it in a swimming pool and waited for more to be made. We realized they wouldn't be exact copies, but figured a Mogwai is a Mogwai. Things didn't work out, and let's just say things got ugly.